Get a room!!

Get a Room!
From the St. Paul Pioneer Press, here's a story that's equal parts amusing, sad and gross:
St. Paul police cited the 81-year-old father of Sen. Norm Coleman and a female companion after officers reported seeing them engaged in a sex act in the parking lot of a popular pizzeria.
A person passing Red Savoy's Pizza at 421 E. Seventh St. called police about 6:30 p.m. Tuesday and said two people were "having sex in a vehicle," a police report said.
Officers issued citations to Norman B. Coleman Sr. and Patrizia M. Schrag, 38, for lewd and disorderly conduct. Schrag told police Coleman Sr. is her boyfriend. . . .
Beverly Coleman, the elder Coleman's wife and the senator's mother, said she was shocked to learn of the citation. . . . Her husband has emphysema, she said, and suffers from symptoms that could be the beginning of Alzheimer's disease.