Happy BBQ Season

Isn't this how it always works out and the Men think we should appreciate
their efforts.....WTH:) lol
BBQ SEASON
After many long months of cold and winter, we are
finally coming up to spring and BBQ season.
Therefore,
it is important to refresh your memory on the
etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual, as it's
the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably
because there is an element of danger involved.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the
following chain of events is put into motion:
Routine:
1. The woman buys the food.
2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables,and makes dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it
on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils
and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - drink in hand.
Here comes the important part:
4.THE.....MAN.....PLACES.....THE.....MEAT.....ON.....THE.....GRILL.
More routine:
5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will
bring another drink while he deals with the situation.
Important again:
7.THE.....MAN.....TAKES.....THE.....MEAT.....OFF.....THE.....GRILL.....AND...HANDS.....IT.....TO.....THE.....WOMAN.
More routine:
8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the
table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes
that there's just no pleasing some women!
Happy BBQ Season everyone!